- Why have you stopped blogging?

- [annoyed] I am in Montreal, stupid.

- So what?

- In this place you ask people in plain English, if the uninersity de Montreal is close to here, and they say it might be although today is a sunday.

- So what?

- And they have only old creepy macs here, PowerPC's what they're called, that don't even have the "tilde" character, and don't have the freaking fonts.

- So what?

- Get a room and leave me alone.

- Pardon moi.

- Get stuffed!

- Danse avec moi!

- Stop it or I'll call the police!